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I don’t like pigeons
They’re dusty
Actually they’re filthy
Annoying animals
In the human world,
They are like the hippies

I love to see the squirls
How they jump
The old cats hate the youngest because
Fast like a rocket
So they teach the kitties how to hunt them

In the unique dog world
I love them all
But
I’m a British Bulldog
I do strange noises
And I am not short and don’t pretend to be big
But like the dog
I make noises
But with the dog-posture and dignity
Of this ones
I assume that the British Bulldog is egocentric
Because he behaves in way that,
I myself
More concerned about the noises
That are kind of We don’t care

But the reality is more complex than that
We care
Actually we ask so much for attention
Like with our peculiar noises
That’s what make us so social auto excluded

The outside world is full of other kinds
But due to our unique way of being
We’re the best of our kind

I also like the penguins
They’re like rare and there are only like a thousand
And their spots are being ruined by predators
And every time twenty of them die
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